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covers and contents. the rest is on paper, where it belongs.
no issues yet. the presses are warm, the ink is nervous, and the stapler is loaded.
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A monkey in a diaper met an elephant at dawn
and offered a banana with the peel still mostly on.
The elephant said thank you with a trumpet and a sneeze;
the diaper caught the breeze, and now they're best friends, if you please.
UNLICENSED TRANSMISSION. KC-816. COPY FREELY.
a kansas city hacker rag — printed on dead trees, encrypted in spirit
covers and contents. the rest is on paper, where it belongs.