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HAK WOZ ERE
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A monkey in a diaper met an elephant at dawn
and offered a banana with the peel still mostly on.
The elephant said thank you with a trumpet and a sneeze;
the diaper caught the breeze, and now they're best friends, if you please.
Small enough 2 know
oskar ·
2026.09.10
I miss feeling like I could get my head around the whole thing.
Not every computer. Not the entire internet. Just the system in front of me: what it was doing, why it was doing it, and where to start poking when it broke.
BBSs and IRC are tangled up in that feeling. Not because everything was better then. There was plenty of bullshit then, too. But learning your way around felt possible. You could spend time with a system and gradually make it yours.
That’s the part I want back.
Welcome to our humble internet presence. We aim to be a community zine, on paper, in person, and probably published once every couple months. Let it be the hilarious unreality of all things haKCer. Technical, magical, ludicrous, and angst ridden punk music.
haKC the planet.